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You are going to pull those flimseys out of shape... and then you'll have a job keeping them up.
Is this you..?
http://bsluv.blogspot.com/
ONE COULD ALWAYS JUST DOWNLOAD THEM OF THE INTERNET.
No, it's Mary Poppins.
HMMM
Whenever I take a sneaky photo of a woman on the toilet my focus is so much better, practise I suppose.
BTW Ms Jones did you know that Chuck Berry, famous 1950's rocker and singer of that classic "I want you to play with my ding a ling"
Was jailed for surreptitiously taking video footage of women taking a pee in his restaurant khazi ?
Thgs is why both Modo and myself prefer the snatched shot from under the trap door followed by a sprint for the car park.
You are fucking hilarious! I think you've gotta get your work published H. You're a legend. I'm off to meet Justin now. God Bless you munchkin.
you have buggered things up ms jones
btw
you do know that I and modo are two seperate bings ?
We may share similar hobbies (lavatory voyuerism)but we are two seperate individuals joined only by the medium we know as blog.
All of this confuses me. I don't know whether I am coming or going, with all of these characters – it’s like watching five plays at once. Who are all of these characters? This experience reminds me of my ex-boyfriend (former stand-up comedian). One time I went round to see him and his mother just said ‘Go on up DSBJ, John’s in his bedroom’. Walking up the stairs to his bedroom I could hear what sounded like about fifteen people in the room with him. So, I ran back down stairs and said to his mother (who had just returned from a shopping spree) “I think John’s got guests”. So, his mother and I put together a tray full of sandwiches, sausage rolls, crisps, drinks etc.
When we opened the door to go in - it was just him, on his own, he was doing impersonations of lots of different characters for his comedy routine.
Miss jones I suggest that "stand-up comedian" was just a polite way of saying
FUCKING PSYCHO!
I have been out with a few of those , another odd thing is that the mothers of three of my ex girlfriends have been carted of to the nut house.
One for trying to blow her own house up and the other for splashing petrol around her solicitors office , that one made the daily mail.
oh and another had a step mother that developed schizophrenia in her late 40's
Probably explains my reluctance to marry.
No more?
Oh hallo Hitch and Miss Jones sitting in a tree K I S S I N G not that I`m riven with envy or any anything ... no on calls me munchkin ...waaaa!
Miss Darker I am throwing my beachball at your picnic with Hitch with a serious intyention . I know a Geerman girl called Anja and so do you . You live quite close to me.
Is she one and the same . My one has an odd nose and is married to a Steve who I like
I am not so keen to be seeing my name permanently aside a lady sitting on the toilet.
Miss Jones off out with the girls? If you'd prefer a night out at the Peppermint Rhino I'm your man. I'll even get the plimsole whitener out to buff up the back of the y-fronts, just in case you get the itch.
where are my posts?
two clone postings
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