Like IDS, doctor Finlay is also a respectable Tory. He's the sort of Tory that people cross the road to meet, shake hands with. Whereas they avoid eye contact when they see me, they're often scared.
Anyway to celebrate doctor Finlay's dedication to the party I decided to dye his hair facial hair blue. He was a wee bit drunk last night, so I thought that this would be the perfect time to do it, when he was totally out for the count.
He's not speakng to me today - I don't know why. Maybe I'll surprise lhim ater with something else. I'll have a think. He needs cheering up.