Monday, 26 February 2007

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


16 comments:

Newmania said...

Hope you are ok ,.....really .

You are usually so together.

HUG

Newmania said...

I didn`t know what a bad girl you are ......now I do

Darkersideofbridgetjones said...

Dear Newmania - I am not a bad girl. I am actually sound, this is the problem, I am too ordinary. I am after all a teacher of the dramatic arts. I could never be anything other then ordinary - just manufactured like soup - Pea and Ham. I don't do the adventurous stuff - Minestrone. In fact I don't even eat quiche I am not sophisticated like you lot.

I have to meet TP Fuller - he's got the lowdown and it's time for a chat.

The Hitch said...

Ms jones Mr Mania is just a horny old geezer who is haunting the net looking for thrills (and the opportunity to sell insurance to innocent maidens)
And know this , I will never forgive him for what he has done

Darkersideofbridgetjones said...

I have met him. We should all have a game of tennis in June in Stokey. I think it would be a lot of fun. Let's do it on my Birthday 17th June.

The Hitch said...

errrrrrrrrrrr but that is my birthday
or did you know that?

Darkersideofbridgetjones said...

Tennis and strawberries and some Champagne on 17th June. It's a date, in Clissold Park. 5pm. I will be feeding the ducks, wearing my red sparkling 'there's no place like home' shoes.
What will you be wearing?

Oliver Gosling said...

Dearest Jones,

I feel wracked with guilt for your obvious suffering, but Fuller had to die, it was the kindest act, a mercy killing. Forget him.

Newmania said...

In fact I don't even eat quiche
ALL I AM SAYING
IS GIVE QUICHE A CHANCE
ALL I AM SAYING....

"Ms jones Mr Mania is just a horny old geezer ...."

Words fail me. The Noiv.

I `ll be wearing cologne .

Newmania said...

errrrrrrrrrrr but that is my birthday
or did you know that?

Oh christ what next "Darker Side of Bridget Jones "?..that was my mothers name !

Yeeeesh

The Hitch said...

hopefully you (+;{

Darkersideofbridgetjones said...

He's NOT dead Gosling!!!!! I have told you - there are many TP FullerS living in the UK.

The Ghost of T.P. Fuller said...

Sorry but I am dead Jones
battuta toddle loo!

The Hitch said...

ms jones
the real fuller is dead
the t.p Fuller you know is a crap imitation, he lacks the HTML skills and wit of the original

have you ever been to the bells at peover?
it is my favourite pub, just outside knutsford

A. A. Sims said...

Since when did Hitchens now anything about HTML. I think he might be confusing this with BLT.

Darkersideofbridgetjones said...

Coffee? Anyone?